White Chicken Chili = Awesome

Chili is one of my favorite foods in the world.  A year or two ago, I didn't even know there was such a thing as a white chili.  But when I discovered it, I immediately knew I would love it.  I've been wanting to make it for a long time, but didn't get around to it until tonight.  I used a former coworker's recipe, with some alterations.

White Chicken Chili
                           
1 1-lb. package dried white beans, soaked overnight in water, drained
       (I used 1 can white kidney beans and some leftover canned pinto beans I had)
6 cups chicken broth (I used nowhere near this amt, prolly more like 3 cups)
2 cloves garlic minced
2 medium onions, chopped
(I used 1.5 onions and added 3 stalks chopped celery)
2  4oz cans chopped chili (1 can hot, 1 can mild) (I used just one -- I couldn't find hot)
2 tsp. ground cumin (I used a bit more--I love me some cumin)
1 1/2 tsp. dried oregano
1/4 tsp. ground cloves
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
(I didn't have any so used chili powder)
4 c. diced cooked chicken (good ole Costco rotisserie chicken)
3 c. grated Monterey jack cheese (I only had cheddar and gouda, so I used the gouda)

Combine beans, chicken broth, garlic & 1/2 chopped onions in large soup pot & bring to a boil.  Reduce heat & simmer 2 or more hours until beans are very soft.  Add more chicken broth if necessary.  In skillet, sautee remaining onions in oil until tender.  Add chili & seasoning and mix thoroughly.  Add this mix to beans mixture & stir.  Add chicken and continue to simmer one hour.  Add the cheese just before ready to serve.  

I should mention that I didn't really follow this.  What I did was simmer the onions, garlic and celery for a long while, like 20-25 min.  I added the chili and let it simmer a while longer.  Then added the beans, and then the spices.  I added 1 bay leaf.  After letting it all render down for a bit longer, I added the chicken and then the chicken broth.  Let simmer for maybe another 20-30 min.  Ate it with some delicious corn bread.

Sum 41 going soft.

Or more likely, they were always a little soft.  But I can't deny that I too turn into a big pile of mushy-mush when I hear this song, especially when watching the scene from GG where I first heard it--Blair and Chuck getting it on for the first time in the back of his limo in Episode 7, Season 1. Lord I'm such a fangirl.

The YouTube comments for Sum 41's video of "With Me" are hilarious:

UndeadForHollywood (1 day ago)
this song makes me think of my best guy friend that i really like as more than a friend

bds41 (1 week ago) 
I miss the jumping around, and breaking things, and real-time.
now theyre serious, and I miss their old ways

bLiNk182LyRiCs (1 week ago) 
this song reminds me of summer and fall put into 1

nacho1016 (1 week ago)
wat exactly is this song about?

drowningmysoul (2 weeks ago) 
if i ever find the right girl, she will want this song at our wedding. lol

meganstacey (3 weeks ago) 
I can't hear this song without thinking about the Chuck/Blair limo sex scene from Gossip Girl... which I love... so I love this song. :)

RiverPhoenix1993 (4 weeks ago) 
this is me and my boyfriends song(:

franklinthetanklin10 (1 month ago) 
anyone else notice Jimi Hendrix at 2:14
skillitbizkit13 (1 month ago) 
its not jimi.. its the black guy in the bath tub...
Tali2500 (1 month ago) 
who's jimi hendrix?
afiVSblaqkaudio (1 month ago) 
are you fucking serious

Reading the comments almost makes me like the song a little less.  Almost.

Pictures from the tea party

Those little sandwiches are surprisingly labor-intensive!  But was great to see everyone in one place and I was delighted to see that some people actually dressed up as encouraged.

On the menu: home-made lemon curd and TJ's crumpets, mini peanut butter cup waffles, homemade Foster's scones, assortment of biscuits and cookies, tea sandwiches (pear & brie, cucumber & cream cheese, braunschweiger & tomato).  

Plus people brought an astounding array of delicious foods to share: strawberry cream puffs, NYC cheesecake, currant loaf, mini-samosas, blackberry cake, devonshire cream, cornbread (?), fruit, orange madeleines, and on and on and on.  Good times.

Mystery Soop

I made the best chicken soup of my life a few days ago, and I don't even know how I did it.

Which really bugs me, because now I don't know how to replicate it.  I didn't use a recipe, but somehow it turned out amazingly flavorful, with this sweet and fragrant aftertaste.  A very far cry from the first chicken soup I tried to make, which was flat and flavorless, with tough little chunks of chicken in it.  

I made it because Garry was sick (second time in 5 months).  I'm going to try to recount the steps I took for future reference:
  1. Chopped up one VERY large onion and put it in the stockpot to fry.  
  2. Meanwhile, chopped up 3 stalks of rather old celery. Added that, then peeled and chopped 2 large carrots.  I added salt and pepper and let the mirepoix render down for a long time, probably 20-25 min., while I gathered the other ingredients.
  3. I had some leftover green parts from two leeks I had used last week.  I washed them and threw them into the pot, whole (planning to fish them out later)
  4. I added a can of regular Swanson chicken broth.  I hated using the stuff because it's practically radioactive, but that's all they had at the Mexican market.  Normally I would have used TJ's chicken broth or chicken bones.
  5. I added water.  Don't ask me how much.  Enough to kind of cover the ingredients, though I added more over the course of cooking as it evaporated.
  6. I washed whatever leftover Italian flat-leaf parsley I had and threw the stalks in, whole.
  7. I added several healthy shakes of oregano and thyme, plus one bay leaf. I really wanted to add some chicken bones so I took the leftover crispy chicken I had from the Chinese restaurant I went to on Friday night and pulled the little bits of bone from it and threw that in too.  I let everything stew for another long while.
  8. Meanwhile I took some leftover Costco rotisserie chicken breast, along with leftover Chinese crispy chicken breast, and cut into cubes, then set aside.
  9. This is where it gets hazy for me.  I can't remember if I added any other herbs.  But when the soup was looking pretty good and smelling very nice, I started fishing out the leek greens, parsley and chicken bones.
  10. I had two leftover frozen Pillsbury Grands biscuits I had been saving for just this purpose.  Tore them up and stuck them in, for dumplings.
  11. Tossed in some orzo.  Not very much.
  12. I tossed in the chicken.
  13. Let it all simmer (it kind of boiled a bit too) for a little while.  I was worried about the chicken getting too tough.  I hate tough chicken in soup.
  14. It was smelling great, and after tasting it I added a bit more salt to taste, but I didn't like how thin it was.  I had some half-and-half and poured a little bit in at a time, until the color looked just a tad creamy.  
  15. After a few min though the cream started scumming across the top.  I was like, oh crap, I need something to keep it evenly distributed.  I had just watched an episode of Alton Brown's stewing techniques, so I knew that cornstarch would not be a good option for this.  
  16. I had no arrowroot on hand, so I decided to go with flour.  From the episode I knew that dumping in flour just like that would make it clump horribly.  So put a tablespoon or two of flour in a small bowl and mixed it with and almost equal amt. of water.  When it was like a glue, I added a bit of the soup broth and kept mixing, and added more, until I had a thick liquid.  THEN I poured the liquid slowly into the stockpot, and mixed until it started thickening and coming together very nicely.
  17. I can't tell you how I knew when it was "done," but at some point I had to stop because I was late meeting a friend up in the city.  So that was that!

The buns - they're back!

At least one of them is.   My apartment complex used to have all these domestic-looking bunnies (the kind people normally keep as pets) flopping around wild.  About a year or more ago, they disappeared and I haven't seen one until this past week.

Here's a little grey guy paying me little heed as he nibbles on some early spring greens.  He's a new one - the others were white with black splotches.

Watchmen: Hot or Not?

I'm inclined to agree, word for word, with the NY Times' take on the Watchmen movie that came out on Friday.  Such a slavishly faithful adaptation of the celebrated graphic novel makes for some pretty shoddy storytelling when translated to film.  They could have shaved at least an hour off the movie.

Not to mention the outstandingly graphic violence, the super awkward and kinky sex scenes, the lack of any sympathetic characters including one-dimensional female heroines, and Dr. Manhattan's undeniably blue schlong (I didn't even notice it at first, but apparently every guy in the theater couldn't take his eyes off it).  

A quote from the review: "The only action that makes sense in this world — the only sure basis for ethics or politics, the only expression of love or loyalty or conviction — is killing...Perhaps there is some pleasure to be found in regressing into this belligerent, adolescent state of mind. But maybe it’s better to grow up."

I liked 300 a lot better. Though the Watchmen visuals were pretty awesome.

Omg I found it.

In case you can't tell, I have a thing for finding obscure songs and posting them (especially different versions of songs).  I've been pining away for Lisa Hannigan's demo version of Sea Song, which is SO much more awesome than the album version.  She posted it on her MySpace page, but it was nowhere to be found on Amazon/iTunes.  

I mean, I wanted to buy it legitimately. As that was impossible, I went tromping around Google looking for a bootleg version.  I found this guy who had uploaded not just this song, but all these awesome covers, collaborations, and other tracks that never made it to Lisa's debut album.  Hallelujah.  It's miiiiiine.

Williams-Sonoma's evil plan to rob us all blind.

Yupsters, we need to talk.

About how so many of us register at Williams-Sonoma when we get married or move to a new house.  About how we might turn the pages of its catalog with such loving fingers, about how we aspire to a certain kind of cook's heaven where everything you could possibly envision doing in the kitchen has a very specific appliance or utensil designed just for that purpose.  About how Williams-Sonoma seems hellbent on perpetuating this myth in our lives by trying to sell us more shit we don't need.

Let's get one thing straight -- all you really need to cook a decent meal in the kitchen is 1) a knife and something to cut on, 2) a pan, 3) something to stir with.

I've seen at least 1 or 2 Williams-Sonoma catalogs floating around Garry's apt, and I've been downright appalled at the unabashed waste it so gleefully promotes.  I experience similar shock and dismay when I somehow find myself at a Sur la Table store.  I'd like to share some of the more absurd items I found and humbly ask: why in heaven's name would anyone actually NEED that?  I'd love to hear about a) your favorite unnecessary kitchen item or b) your argument for their existence.

Williams-Sonoma Products (and what I would use instead)

Salad Scissors $24.00 - it's called regular kitchen shears!  or a knife!
Nutmeg Grinder * $25.00 - it's called a coffee grinder, or regular grater!
Batter Dispenser * $29.95 - it's called a measuring cup!
Icing Spatula $32.00 - it's called a knife!
Straight Rolling Pin $18.00 - it's called a wooden dowel!
Avocado Slicer * $15.00 - it's called a spoon + knife!
Mozzarella Slicer * $25.00 - it's called an egg slicer!  Or (gasp) a knife!
Brining Bags, $16.00/Set of Four - it's called a ziploc bag!  Or a bucket!
Avocado Masher * $20.00 - it's called a fork!
Chocolate Bar Brownie Pan $29.00 - ... you're kidding, right?
Pizza Sticks Pan & Cutter * $24.95 - it's called a knife!  Or a pizza cutter if you wanna get fancy!

Other Products

Pig & Cow Molds $59.00 - ... I have no words for this.
Quesadilla Maker * $29.00 - do you think the Mexicans use a quesadilla maker?
Cake Tester * $2.50 - it's called a freaking toothpick/chopstick/knife!
Cinderella Waffle Maker * $34.99 - awwroaraargh
Oster Egg Cooker * $32.00 - it's called a pot
Treat Dipper * $44.99 - it's called a pot!
Tomato Slicer - it's called a knife!
Ceramic Pie Weights - it's called a can of tuna or something!

* Hint: if the product name ends in an "er," especially the word "maker," you probably don't need it.