My coworker, who is perpetually cold and always has a little space heater under her desk and a blanket wrapped around her legs wants just one thing this Christmas: THE SLANKET. It is a specially designed blanket with SLEEVES. You know how when you're hunched over a desk and swaddled up in a warm blanket, the biggest problem is that your arms are either stuck in the blanket and you can't do anything, or they are out, and you are cold from the chest up? The ingenious design of THE SLANKET solves these problems effortlessly! It's like a giant robe, I guess. Sure they look stoopid, but I'm sure they are warm, and they have like a 98% satisfaction rating from their customers.
I just think SLANKET is hecka fun to say =D
Note to all: Sorry I put the wrong link down for the slanket . I have fixed it now, so you can click through to the site if you're interested!
Note to Garry: Please do NOT get me one of these for Christmas. There are plenty of things I'd rather have =D