With my brother, a discussion about hail turns apocalyptic.

me: it's hailing! in SF!
Stephen: 2012. believe it.
me: no way. you are nuts.
Stephen: earthquakes on the east coast, tornadoes on the west coast. when you wanna open your eyes let me know
me: earthquakes?

Stephen: where's Haiti again?
me: they've had earthquakes before.  not in like 150 years, but it's happened