The best '9 Crimes' covers on YouTube.

There are a heck of a lot of covers to be found on YouTube of Damien Rice's spiritually bankrupt and hopeless, but nevertheless hauntingly beautiful song, '9 Crimes.'  I think Damien Rice is pretty hella whiny and angsty, but I do like this song a lot--I like how it gives rise to a lot of different interpretations, on piano or guitar, by men and women, boys and girls, some terrible, some wonderful.

I originally wanted to post on all the homegrown talent on YouTube doing covers of popular songs in their bedrooms/living rooms, but it's practically old news, especially with the rise of Marie Digby and her debut album (I love how she's singing in front of a white pleather couch on one of her early videos, and a dog wanders into the room on another). 

But then I realized many of my favorites did some version of '9 Crimes.'  Interesting.  So here are some of them:

Sleeve
By far my favorite.  Yes it looks like they're a couple of goofball ass-clowns (is that a towel on his head?), but the second they start playing you're hushed by the very masterful fingering and even the boys' voices.  Awesome.

Kiersten Holine
I love this girl's voice, even if it's a bit jazzy for this song.  Fabulous control, just a sprinkling of vibrato, effortless and lovely.  Her guitar isn't bad.  I first found her through her rendition of Ingrid Michaelson's "The Way I Am," which is just fantastic.

Almond96
Ignore the skull cap and beer gut, and you'll find a really sensitive and nuanced rendition.  Love it.

Jennifer & John Yi
Super young twin sister and brother, as easy on the eyes as they are on the ears.  Their interpretation is very deliberate, correct, almost choral.  One might say it kind of strips the original meaning from the song, but it's still enjoyable.  Check out Jennifer's rendition of U2's "With or Without You" also.

Here's the original:
Definitely creepy.

The Best of the Rest:

1. Captain Burrito - They get props for adding "impromptu" tributes to Vanilla Ice, Salt n Pepa's "Shoop," and Bone Thugs n Harmony's "Crossroads" at the end.
2. Matteo Cocconcelli - I can't really take him srsly because he's so silly making love to the mic like that, plus he pronounces all his i's like ee's.  But that's some lovely guitar-pickin'.
3. CSandman - Lovely piano, and she gets her voice to sound like she's about to cry, which is perfect for the song.  Plus she's pretty. Timing's a bit off, but not bad!
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I love this song.... I nearly cried when my friend first sent me the mp3.... but yes. the original music vid is so disturbing that I've told myself i'll never ever watch it again.... still love the song... it's the first song I listen to when I want to be depressed.
hahahaha when you want to be depressed. listen to yourself, man!
Dude. Don't you ever get into a mood where you WANT to be sad? ... hm.. I mean.. where you are sad and you just like sad things :p

I guess the closest I come is when I want to feel lovelorn.  Then, I will watch all the Jane Austen/Charlotte Bronte movie adaptations in my library and read all the juicy parts in my favorite books.

Haha... you are much more eloquent than I :). There are just days that I want to FEEL to know that I'm alive. After long day of work, after just the rush of daily life... walking past strangers in a city, driving home alone at night, sitting behind a computer all day, so disconnected. Some days you just want to feel...
what, are you telling me you don't FEEEEEEEL as you scarf down ahi tuna seared to perfection on a small pile of uni risotto as you sip down prickly pear agua fresca?
I am in distant Santa Monica... we get crappy cold catered food. so no. I don't. :).On the other hand... I do get the nice cool ocean breeze once in awhile....

I have no sympathy.  I'd give anything to live in LA again.  You are in the mecca of glorious, cheap, mind-blowing ethnic food.  For starters, go to the Rosti on Montana Ave. and order up the spinach ravioli in pesto sauce.  It will change the way you think of ravioli forever.

LOL don't get me wrong... I don't mind the food down here. I live in Orange county (Irvine) tho. you are welcome to visit next time you are in So. Cal. I was merely expressing what I feel after just daily commute... it sucks the energy out of you on same days :p
Wait wait wait.  You LIVE in IRVINE and you COMMUTE to Santa Monica?  You are insane.
I did Fullerton --> Santa Monica for one month and couldn't take it anymore.  So I got a new job and moved to Miracle Mile.
I'm in LA next week.  I wouldn't mind dropping by the office!

Irvine --> Santa Monica is like going from Boston to New Haven, CT.

Haha... yeah... been doing it for 2 years. Oh wait, you actually have never met me huh haha. Didn't Steph tell you I was insane? I love(d) my job... my team... IRV was too young when I joined so it was the right move for me. Still is. Look me up when you come to LA (how do I even contact you!?)
Dude. it's only 1 hour each way... well 1.5 on a bad day.
I live 4 min away from work.  That's all I have to say about that.
I could look up your work email if i knew your last name.

Chen, Ping Hsin

gr8 i look you up manana.

9 Crimes...
It's all too powerful, every time I hear it, it brings me back to that winter...
Isn't there a mainstream band that does a cover of this song?
@Melissa not sure, though I bet we can Google it =)
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