Random thought for a Monday afternoon: What do cheer captains think of Taylor Swift?

Seriously, she does a great job slandering them in "You Belong With Me" and some of her other songs.  Apparently cheer captains wear high heels, short skirts, and have no sense of humor. (I can only see one truly negative thing in that list of character traits.)  

But I have a hard time believing that Taylor Swift was ever the awkward kind of girl sitting on the bleachers in a band uniform and headgear.  Everything about her reads "blonde bombshell," so maybe the cheer captains can identify with her after all.

Interesting, non?

She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers

Mmm yeah, I don't think this girl is exactly suffering from "ugly duckling" syndrome: