I was walking along, minding my own business at work when there, on an abandoned desk, I saw this. A cookie-cutter shaped like a fetus. I yelled, "whose is this!?" And Tara's head popped over the divider and was like, "OMG, I'm so glad you found it! Isn't it awesome? Now everyone can have a little fetus inside them!" She's currently expecting her first boy.
I had to take a picture. They are $9 at stupid.com (wtf? for a cookie cutter!?).
From the website: "Hey, anyone can bake cookies shaped like circles or trees or hearts -- But it takes a special kind of person to make these babies. Just stamp your fetuses out of cookie dough, pop them in the oven, and then let them gestate for a few minutes. When they're done, your kitchen will be filled with the enchanting aroma of fresh baked fetuses."