This is one of the most absurd things I have ever heard. So a friend of a coworker was hanging in SF's Marina district one night. She was out on the sidewalk trying to hail a cab, when a guy approached and talked to her for all of two minutes. She hands him her business card and says "Call me." These are two ACTUAL voicemails that this guy left on her phone.
What kills me is that there are real guys out there like this--he's definitely not an actor. I know I have my favorite quotes--what are yours?