10 (or 15) Things Google Says I Need

Seems like an old trick cuz I saw a lot of these lists as I went through the exercise.  Go to Google.  Type your first name, and the word "needs."  Put the query in quotes for best results.  List the top 10 (...or 15, like I did).

1. Stephanie needs some help
2. Stephanie needs to be in a family where there are no other children or animals
3. Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on (preferably an alpha one)
4. Stephanie needs a behavior modification approach to deal with some residual effects and strong-willedness.
5. Stephanie needs rhinoplasty surgery
6. Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance
7. Stephanie needs to get a life
8. Stephanie needs you BAD
9. Stephanie needs a date for Valentine's Day!
10. Stephanie needs a family who can help her strive to participate in structured recreational and social activities
11. Stephanie needs a straw for her tea
12. Stephanie needs to improve but where's Alick?
13. Stephanie needs a sound proofed home to protect her
14. Stephanie needs to pay attention
15. Stephanie needs a training bra

via Reckon

2 responses
1. Linda needs mental help (I really didn't want to read on after this one)
2. Linda needs a new best friend (and what's wrong with the one I have?)
3. Linda needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. (hello? I AM!)
4. Linda needs help (I get by with a little help from my...oh wait, I just remembered I need a new one. never mind)
5. Linda needs a fresh perspective (enlighten me, please)
6. Linda needs our help (see #4. are we getting a pattern here?)
7. Linda needs encouragement and support (and perhaps a hug?)
8. Linda needs to go (probably all that wine I was drinking earlier)
9. Linda needs a mom of a kid who had transient tics (um...what?)
10. Linda needs a ride for 1 to MA Center (I don't think so)
lol...can´t wait to see my result of my needs!