A Tumblr that enumerates the many, many reasons we HATE restaurant websites. I'd say this also applies to really uppity, high-fallutin brand retail websites.
Some excerpted gems:
- “I love downloading PDFs. Even if the menu is totally out of date, it’s worth the thrill.”
- “I enjoy clicking on separate menu links to view the Appetizers, Salads, Meat Entrees, Fish Entrees, Pastas, and Desserts.
“I want to know more about the personal life of the person who is preparing my food.”
- “I wish this website would devote a lot more space and effort to a ‘welcome to this website’ paragraph that no one will ever read instead of prominently listing their hours of operation.”
- “Why would anyone want to skip this intro? I think I'll watch it again.”
Launched just before the New Year, this passive-aggressively awesome Tumblr skewers the loads of horrible restaurant websites, offering up facetious quotes that praise bandwidth-sucking splash pages, broken links, outdated essentials, and music that blasts as soon as the site loads, also, in other circumstances, a totally different phenomenon that's actually quite nice.